Ages and men

Huge differences for men at different ages. Let’s make it simple by just comparing a grown up man and a baby boy on same activities that they do, and how we view it.

Burping

Baby – You encourage them to burp to get the wind out, and even compliment them by saying “Good boy, that’s the way!”

Man – You are such a piggy!

 

Fart out loud

Baby - He makes you laugh when he fart out loud.

Man – Jesus Christ, that is rotten!! Can you aim your bottom elsewhere??

Sleeping

Baby – Awwwww….so calm and peaceful. You want him to sleep enough for his overall growth and development.

Man – Get that ass of the couch / bed and make yourself useful around the house. Mow the lawn or something, will ya?!?

Snoring

Baby – Awwww! Isn’t he funny and cute when he snores.

Man – You basically just want to smack him with a pillow to wake him up.

 

Pot belly

Baby – Such a cutie. He is definitely well-fed and look after.

Man – You fat ass!

 

Big teethless / toothless smile

Baby – AWWWWWWWWWWW

Man – EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW