Susan Boyle
First we got Paul Potts just a couple years ago in Britains Got Talent…………..MY GOD!!
Now we got Susan Boyle…..enjoy!
Shut up or listen up
In marriages, two of the most common issues are:
WOMEN have problem learning to shut up, while
MEN have problem of listening.
I guess if MEN would have learn to listen, WOMEN would probably cut down the nags. :p
Worst lie that a dad can tell his son
“If the cat is making noise in the middle of the night again, we will beat her till she turned into a dog”
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Cooking tip #1
Shallots and onions can never go wrong with bake/roast turkey, pork, beef; as they have this toasty, caramalized flavor that melts in your mouth.
BUT keep in mind that, your husband cute bottom will be talking to you the whole night long!!
Happy Belated Thanksgiving!
Fashion statement
I recently have this problem sleeping at night and keep waking up every few hours to look at the clock. Then I thought, might try out one of those sleeping eye mask, see if it will help.
So hubby asked, “Does it help?”
Me : “Nah, I just kinda put it on for the sake of fashion”
Hubby : ………………………………..
Bugsy vs Kitty
3.17am, heard the cat going “Khaaaaaaaaak khaaakk vueekkkkk”. We then went downstairs found a puddle of mushed up, half-digested cat food over the kitchen floor, while the cat watched from a distance. As we looked closer, we saw a 5-legged spider still intact, one broken leg a couple steps away, half dead and barely moving.
Well, the cat thought she could used some extra protein……guess not. :p
Busy or lazy?
Has been a while since I log in to my own blog to write anything. I must say my “employer” has been really keeping me busy and “employed”, while Dow Jones has plunged more than 700 points in todays’ breaking news. I guess I should be grateful in that sense hey. By the time the Royal Highness retires for the day, then it is time for me to breath normally.
Here is the Royal Highness when he is not yelling instructions at me.
Portraiture – Part 2
As you all still remember my last post about the pro photographer and artist based in Seattle, here are some samples of her work. She works with you with a comfortable environment and pace, allowing you to be as yourself as you can be without pressure.
Portraiture
Great portrait shots from a talented photographer and artist based in Seattle. Do check out her site and judge it for yourself. She does great jobs in capturing your precious moment and brings out the best of you.
Ages and men
Huge differences for men at different ages. Let’s make it simple by just comparing a grown up man and a baby boy on same activities that they do, and how we view it.
Burping
Baby – You encourage them to burp to get the wind out, and even compliment them by saying “Good boy, that’s the way!”
Man – You are such a piggy!
Fart out loud
Baby - He makes you laugh when he fart out loud.
Man – Jesus Christ, that is rotten!! Can you aim your bottom elsewhere??
Sleeping
Baby – Awwwww….so calm and peaceful. You want him to sleep enough for his overall growth and development.
Man – Get that ass of the couch / bed and make yourself useful around the house. Mow the lawn or something, will ya?!?
Snoring
Baby – Awwww! Isn’t he funny and cute when he snores.
Man – You basically just want to smack him with a pillow to wake him up.
Pot belly
Baby – Such a cutie. He is definitely well-fed and look after.
Man – You fat ass!
Big teethless / toothless smile
Baby – AWWWWWWWWWWW
Man – EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
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